Cha Cha Cha, pussycats! Greetings from Groovy Land. Who am I? Just some dead beat ne'er do well with a tiki addiction. Dreadfully boring in real life--but then, who isn't? I just drink (when I can escape to tiki land) to make every one else (especially YOU) more interesting. What the heck... I just wanna have a good time (i.e. F-U-N)! It's always cocktail time somewhere, n'est pas? Of course, living in a lame-o-rama tiki bar-free city makes tiki time a luxury I only get once a month or so... Drink up! CHEERS!