No Bones Beach Club

Portland, OR
Bar & Restaurant
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3928 N Mississippi Ave
Portland, OR
Opened in January 2017
Tue-Thu 4pm-10pm
Fri-Sat 11am-11pm
Sun 11am-10pm
closed Mondays

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No Bones Beach Club



by 25 people



Everyone You
Decor 5.4
Drink Quality 5.6
Drink Selection 5.3
Food Quality 8.9
Food Selection 5.8
Mood 4.8
Music 3.2
Service 8.3
Tikiness 4.4
Tilt 5.7
Vibe 5.6

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Humuhumu’s description

No Bones Beach Club opened in January 2017 in the Mississippi neighborhood of Portland. It's an all-vegan restaurant and bar, with a percentage of the proceeds donated to animal causes. This is the second No Bones Beach Club location, the first is in Seattle
No Bones Beach Club
Seattle, WA
Bar & Restaurant
The space is on two levels, with walls lined with lauhala mats, and true to its name, beachy decor. A small menu of tropical drinks is available, using local, fresh ingredients as much as possible.


slingmasta has visited No Bones Beach Club.
September 11, 2017, 3:54 AM
A good stop if you are vegan or vegetarian. The food was great, but the decor was nothing special. As others have said, more like a beach/surf themed bar with Tiki elements. Family friendly, though: I believe it's the only Tiki bar in Portland that allows minors. Sidewalk seating was also a nice touch.
MidnightAtTheOasis has visited No Bones Beach Club.
August 6, 2017, 4:40 PM
Pretty good. Certainly a Beach Bar, or surf bar with tiki elements. The escapism is somewhat missing the mark due to wall color, stucko, and modern architecture. Not exactly Tiki here but reminds me a lot of true beach bars along the west coast of FL or on the water fin-head clubs. Drinks are good and food, though completely veg, is also worth the trip.

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