Burt's Tiki Lounge

Albuquerque, NM
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313 Gold Ave SW
Albuquerque, NM
Daily 11am-2am
(505) 243-2878

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Burt's Tiki Lounge



by 15 people



Everyone You
Decor 7.1
Drink Quality 5
Drink Selection 7.2
Food Quality 2
Food Selection 1.9
Mood 6.1
Music 4.9
Service 6.7
Tikiness 6.3
Tilt 5.5
Vibe 5.4

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Humuhumu’s description

A popular bar with live music and no cover, Burt's has lots of kitschy decor, but not a lot of actual tikis. There does not appear to be any connection between this Burt's Tiki Lounge and the Burt's Tiki Lounge
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Makai has visited Burt's Tiki Lounge.
October 5, 2017, 8:01 AM
This bar should be moved to the history section. I was able to get a Blue Hawaiian (very good) but the bar tender said he normally does not carry supplies for Tiki drinks. Bars have to change to satisfy their clientele - nice place but nothing Tiki except the sign outside.
hitejp has visited Burt's Tiki Lounge.
September 29, 2017, 10:16 AM
These guys ought to be sued by the 'Tiki Bar Association of the World'. That's a thing, right? WORST bar ever and the ninth circle of hell of Tiki bars. The WORST BARTENDER EVER. NO FREAKIN COCKTAILS. Mediocre draft beer options. You can't just put up some fake ass thatch roof deco around your bar and call yourself Tiki and expect to get away with it.

And they opened up 45 minutes late.

Roof is leaking in at least six places and they've got buckets everywhere.

Seriously... I'm a HUGE fan of tiki, dive bars and joints and holes in the wall. Seriously. In a big way. I can always find the beauty in the ugly. This is NOT one of those those places. These folks owe everybody who have ever spent a penny here an apology.

And, OMG, the first band just started and, well, they just about killed about a hundred $ buzz. I like loud. I like hard and fast. Doesn't belong in a tiki bar AND it was horrible.

And I walked all the way across town for this!!
jonvon has visited Burt's Tiki Lounge.
July 24, 2017, 3:55 AM
Apparently moved from another location. May have been tiki before, but now it's disappointing, we did not stay.
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Regulars & Visitors
  • Jawi42
  • TikiDiki
  • Tiare
  • Tikitastic
  • Zombieki
  • skyrule
  • Trott
  • Kuai Craig
  • bongoboy
  • jonvon
  • Dodger
  • PineapplePrincess
  • mermaid1111
  • Cheap bastard
  • igneoussurfer
  • Baggy_Billy
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